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Tough Muddering

When Paris first brought up the idea of doing Tough Mudder, I kinda laughed at her face and said HELL NO. So how I found myself plastered in mud after traipsing through 10.5 miles of ridiculous hills and silly obstacles, bleeding at the face and drinking a beer at Vail Lake is still beyond me1. […]

Jesus, Killer P, and Eleanor Walk Into A Bowling Alley

If there is one thing I’m good at, it’s being ungood1 at bowling. Last time I went, the first ball I threw went not straight down the lane as it should have, but over the three lanes over to the left instead. Just ask Michelle, she was there. It was a thing that happened and […]

Illuminati Pet Lizard Man

You know how, according to the legends, the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach? The way into mine is way easier, not legendary, and doesn’t even involve money or cooking skills. All you have to do is mention ‘dinosaurs’ and draw me monsters, and my clothes fall off. Instantly. Or, as it […]