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Or maybe just what’s available. Six of one, half a dozen of the other, really.

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Originals

Stained Glass Lotería Book Box

$250.00

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Printed Matter

Nudles Riso Print

$5.00

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Printed Matter

The Floor Is Wieners Giclée Print — 9×14″

$55.00

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<img width="247" height="296" src="https://i0.wp.com/thefrenchfury.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/WW-Prints_All_a.jpg?resize=247%2C296&ssl=1" class="attachment-woocommerce_thumbnail size-woocommerce_thumbnail" alt="" decoding="async" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/thefrenchfury.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/WW-Prints_All_a.jpg?resize=247%2C296&ssl=1 247w, https://i0.wp.com/thefrenchfury.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/WW-Prints_All_a.jpg?zoom=2&resize=247%2C296&ssl=1 494w, https://i0.wp.com/thefrenchfury.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/WW-Prints_All_a.jpg?zoom=3&resize=247%2C296&ssl=1 741w" sizes="(max-width: 247px) 100vw, 247px" />

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Printed Matter

The Floor Is Wieners Giclée Print — 11×17″

$65.00

Postcards with naked woman frolicking in a field of wieners, holding a string of sausages

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Printed Matter

Nudies – Vol. 2

$12.00

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Printed Matter

The Void’s Oracle Bingo + Lotería

$35.00

<img width="247" height="296" src="https://i0.wp.com/thefrenchfury.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/TittiePot-40.jpg?resize=247%2C296&ssl=1" class="show-on-hover absolute fill hide-for-small back-image" alt="" decoding="async" srcset="https://i0.wp.com/thefrenchfury.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/TittiePot-40.jpg?resize=247%2C296&ssl=1 247w, https://i0.wp.com/thefrenchfury.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/TittiePot-40.jpg?zoom=2&resize=247%2C296&ssl=1 494w, https://i0.wp.com/thefrenchfury.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/TittiePot-40.jpg?zoom=3&resize=247%2C296&ssl=1 741w" sizes="(max-width: 247px) 100vw, 247px" />

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Ceramics

Sad Flowers Bud Vase 06

$25.00

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Ceramics

Sad Flowers Bud Vase 04

$15.00

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Stained Glass Doodads

The Capitalist Emporium is home to a plethora of mildly interesting stained glass offerings. From lamps of all sorts, sun catchers and boxes, we’ve gotta a hunch something will catch your fancy. Maybe. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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