El Guapo, P-Dubs, KMNDZ, and the French Fury walk into Dodgers Stadium…

Look, I try, I do. But anytime someone answers my baseball related questions, their voices turn into Peanuts teacher talk, and my brain checks out. And it doesn’t matter how it is twisted and explained to me, I still have no idea what baseball does, or why.

Although, none of that really matters, right? No one goes to a baseball game to watch the game. Except that older gent who got up and started heckling the row of Giants fans below him, prompting the whole of the section to boo at them, too. I’m pretty sure he went to watch the game. That, or he just likes stirring trouble. Old people are tricky like that.


I can’t explain these. I could, but I’m not going to.