April means two things: my rent goes up, and the Cosmic Café reopens.
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If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that I am probably the best date I will ever have. I’m cheap and don’t need much: I eat whatever’s available, pay for my own, and open doors myself. With that said, I can’t fix car problems, like when my radiator water reservoir thing blew up and broke […]
Tuesday, people decided they didn’t want to hang out with me ((I’m paraphrasing. Also, this might be a lie.)), so I said SCREW YOU ALL, and took myself out for lunch at the Observatory.