New Frames, No Lenses

I keep forgetting these frames exist until I have to go into my office to drunkenly write invoices or something, and there they are on my desk, lensless.
It’s been months now. I really want to wear them, but that would involve a trip to the optometrist, and mingling with the English, and actually leaving my apartment to do something useful with my time that doesn’t involve picking my nose and staring at the ceiling.