Natural Selection

I forget exactly how it came up but I had asked a friend, jokingly, to draw me a hot dog or a dodo, and in exchange I promised I would move to outer space. Not 10 minutes later, I received this beautiful, perfect, and clever thing. There’s nothing about it that I dislike. Well, except that it meant that they wanted me to move to outer space. I’m still trying to come to terms with this. Looks like someone was eager to be rid of me, you know? But other than that, if it were legal anywhere in this star system, I’d want to marry it so I could be with it forever.

Since then, I have collected a few more of these from different friends. I’ll post them in the next few days. And for the record, I did move to outer space.